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> Agar disayang Calon Mertua yang galak
Om Hiro
post Oct 2 2006, 09:18 PM
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khusus cowok aja (hirofani juga cowok sich....)

Agar disayang sama nyokap ato bokap ce yang galak, (selanjutnya aku sebut Camer = calon mertua)

1. Selalu ucapkan salam saat bertemu dengan Camer misal ; Assalamu'alaikum bagi yang muslim dan selamat pagi/siang/malam bagi non muslim...
2. Jangan mengucapkan salam "hi man" atau "hi cute" pada camer. ini tidak sopan!
3. perhatikan waktu apel dengan baik biasanya jam 19.00 s.d 22.00 (hindari kunjungan dini hari).
4. bawalah sedikit buah tangan kesukaan Camer, misal kalo bokap suka mobil ga harus bawa oleh - oleh mobil tapi cukup majalah mobil.
5. selalu bilang ke Camer kalo ajak ce keluar rumah dengan alasan yang sebenarnya. misal " Om si Nina mau aku ajak keluar makan dan mungkin nanti sedikit ada tindakan mesra" hal ini perlu, agar Camer tidak curiga alias sudah tahu kemauan kalian bro!!!
6. Tunjukkan bahwa kalian care abis sama si cewe di depan camer, misal slalu bilang "sayang' pada ce kalian......
7. tunjukkan kedewasaan kalian, misal minta ijin pipis ke kamar mandi jangan ngompol.
. tunjukin Cium mesra pada ce kalian (France kiss lebih baik) saat kalian pamit pulang dari rumah camer......
8. Sebagai rasa hormat dan sayang pada camer beri pula ciuman kecil di kening nyokap ce kalian.....
9. Saat Keluar dari rumah lebih baik berjalan mundur sambil menatap mesra mata camer.....( ini sebagai simbol kehangatan)...
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post Oct 3 2006, 03:19 AM
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wakakaka.. bocooorrr... Laughing.gif
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post Oct 3 2006, 08:26 AM
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QUOTE(BFCrew @ Oct 3 2006, 04:19 AM)
wakakaka.. bocooorrr... Laughing.gif
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cuit cuit....kakeakekakakk..

stop ahk...kalo mothing kayak gitu mah bakal dihajar abis...apalagi yg ini
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5. selalu bilang ke Camer kalo ajak ce keluar rumah dengan alasan yang sebenarnya. misal " Om si Nina mau aku ajak keluar makan dan mungkin nanti sedikit ada tindakan mesra" hal ini perlu, agar Camer tidak curiga alias sudah tahu kemauan kalian bro!!!
.....hiks hiks it was...dulunya...
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post Oct 3 2006, 09:29 AM
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QUOTE(mothing @ Oct 3 2006, 08:26 AM)
cuit cuit....kakeakekakakk..

stop ahk...kalo mothing kayak gitu mah bakal dihajar abis...apalagi yg ini
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5. selalu bilang ke Camer kalo ajak ce keluar rumah dengan alasan yang sebenarnya. misal " Om si Nina mau aku ajak keluar makan dan mungkin nanti sedikit ada tindakan mesra" hal ini perlu, agar Camer tidak curiga alias sudah tahu kemauan kalian bro!!!
.....hiks hiks it was...dulunya...
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bocor juga loe bro..Laughing.gif
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post Oct 3 2006, 10:56 AM
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sorry bro..tadi buru buru..neh lanjutan komentnya..
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8. Sebagai rasa hormat dan sayang pada camer beri pula ciuman kecil di kening nyokap ce kalian.....
9. Saat Keluar dari rumah lebih baik berjalan mundur sambil menatap mesra mata camer.....( ini sebagai simbol kehangatan)...

kalo yg kedua ini mothing jalankan...wahhh ntar kalo g jadian ma anaknya....ma emaknya juga gapapa deh...heheheheh BattingEyelashes.gif Laughing.gif prinsip dan cara yg jitu bro...keren keren....tapi emoh ahk...takut ma bapak camer...lagian cewek mothing dulu nyokap mertua dah tua banget,keriput lagi......males dan ogah banget deh...kalo masih seger buger...putih bersih...mothing mauk banget..kekekekek HeHe.gif BattingEyelashes.gif
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post Oct 3 2006, 11:55 AM
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@hirofani: postingan loe kocak2 juga ya LMAO.gif

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post Oct 3 2006, 12:57 PM
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QUOTE(OYeahMah @ Oct 3 2006, 11:55 AM)
@hirofani: postingan loe kocak2 juga ya  LMAO.gif

good sense of humor  Peace.gif
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post Oct 4 2006, 01:24 AM
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QUOTE(hirofani @ Oct 2 2006, 11:18 PM)
1] Selalu ucapkan salam saat bertemu dengan Camer .... and 9] Saat Keluar dari rumah lebih baik berjalan mundur sambil menatap mesra mata camer.....( ini sebagai simbol kehangatan)...
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Klo gw nge-kiss pipi and bibir CaMer juga "membantu" .... wekekeke LMAO.gif
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post Oct 5 2006, 10:51 PM
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QUOTE(zwageri @ Oct 4 2006, 01:24 AM) [snapback]149505[/snapback]

Klo gw nge-kiss pipi and bibir CaMer juga "membantu" .... wekekeke LMAO.gif




masih dalam batas wajar dan diperbolehkan.....

asal jangan kiss bibir ke dua.......(ce punya 2 bibir... Labia mayora dan Labia minora)...Laughing.gif
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post Oct 6 2006, 03:30 AM
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ahhh...tips yang sangat berguna.. LMAO.gif LMAO.gif LMAO.gif
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post Oct 6 2006, 10:38 AM
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msti baca "Bagaimana Mencari Pacar dan mempengaruhi Calon Mertua" ;))
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ada aja ^^
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post Oct 6 2006, 12:42 PM
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QUOTE(s4mu3l @ Oct 6 2006, 10:38 AM) [snapback]151541[/snapback]
msti baca "Bagaimana Mencari Pacar dan mempengaruhi Calon Mertua" ;))
kekekekee

ada aja ^^


ayo lakukan bro versi kamu...
kamu pasti bisa ayo kamu bisa.......
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post Oct 6 2006, 03:41 PM
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@Hirofani: ngga nyangka gw... Shocked.gif
Entahlah, waktu gw liat avatar loe sama postingan2 loe kayaknya kontradiktif banget. Tapi gw suka deh, seger banget jokesnya. Applause.gif
I'm wondering, gurunya Mr. Too Cool Arwana itu ya? LMAO.gif
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post Oct 6 2006, 11:01 PM
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QUOTE(hirofani @ Oct 6 2006, 12:51 AM) [snapback]151079[/snapback]
masih dalam batas wajar dan diperbolehkan.....asal jangan kiss bibir ke dua.......(ce punya 2 bibir... Labia mayora dan Labia minora)... Laughing.gif
Sekalian aja Bro ... penasaran malah ga baik untuk KESEHATAN ... HeHe.gif Just Kidding Bro...

Tp klo KESEMPATAN dan tentu PELUANG ... kenapa tidak !!
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post Oct 10 2006, 10:55 AM
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iye kocak kocak Tounge.gif keep on posting
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post Oct 10 2006, 11:45 AM
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QUOTE(AphroDitee @ Oct 6 2006, 03:41 PM) [snapback]151820[/snapback]
@Hirofani: ngga nyangka gw... Shocked.gif
Entahlah, waktu gw liat avatar loe sama postingan2 loe kayaknya kontradiktif banget. Tapi gw suka deh, seger banget jokesnya. Applause.gif
I'm wondering, gurunya Mr. Too Cool Arwana itu ya? LMAO.gif


kontradiktif itu apa sis? (kamus ku hilang,) kalau kontra indikasi aku tahu.......
kontra indikasi, artinya adalah tulisan yang ada di botol obat batuk......Laughing.gif

aku pasang avatar Johnny Knoxville = yang maen di Jackass....
orang ini usil banget ...

For Tukul Arwana, Im not his master, nor guru, but I have joke, and so he has |||||||
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dulu waktu masih jadi camer, gue ga pernah deh kayaknya sampe begitu-begitunya..
paling maksimal cium tangan doang, trus yang penting tegas dan santun..
maksudnya tegas, kalo camer tanya "itu mobil siapa?"
dengan tegas gue menjawab "nggak tau, saya kesini naik bis.."
hehehe...
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post Oct 10 2006, 02:56 PM
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QUOTE(dwibisana01 @ Oct 10 2006, 12:22 PM) [snapback]155521[/snapback]
dulu waktu masih jadi camer, gue ga pernah deh kayaknya sampe begitu-begitunya..
paling maksimal cium tangan doang, trus yang penting tegas dan santun..
maksudnya tegas, kalo camer tanya "itu mobil siapa?"
dengan tegas gue menjawab "nggak tau, saya kesini naik bis.."
hehehe...


wakakak......bagus... comentnya bikin aku bisa ngakak.......
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waduhhhkissing dulu..btw kl ketauan bokapnya..waduhh gimana neh
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post Nov 17 2006, 11:24 AM
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QUOTE(KAKUS SOLDIER @ Nov 8 2006, 01:10 AM) [snapback]186212[/snapback]

waduhhhkissing dulu..btw kl ketauan bokapnya..waduhh gimana neh


kasi juga bokapnya.. biar kebagian juga....
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