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> Tips Untuk Wanita Saat Pertama Kali "Melakukannya"
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post Sep 20 2007, 07:30 PM
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Tips untuk wanita yang pertama kali
melakukannya:

1. Berbaringlah dengan tenang,
meskipun Anda pasti akan merasa tegang
dan grogi.

2. Dia akan mendekat dan menanyakan
apakah Anda takut. Kalau dia bertanya
demikian, gelengkanlah kepala Anda
dengan penuh keberanian.

3. Lalu dia akan mulai
memasukan "Perkakas"-nya. Mungkin suhu
badan Anda akan meningkat. Tapi tenang
saja, karena dia akan melakukannya
dengan gentle..

4. Dia akan memandang mata Anda dalam-
dalam, dan meminta Anda untuk percaya
padanya. Jangan kuatir, dia sudah
punya banyak pengalaman dalam hal ini.

5. Senyumnya yang menawan akan membuat
Anda sedikit rileks, dan dia akan
meminta Anda untuk membuka lebih lebar
agar dia dapat masuk dengan mudah.
Saat ini mungkin Anda akan memintanya
agar melakukan apa yang ingin dia
lakukan dengan cepat. Tapi dia tak mau
terburu-buru. Dia tidak ingin Anda
kesakitan.

6. Dia juga akan menanyakan kalau-
kalau Anda merasa sakit. Meskipun
berlinang air mata, tetaplah gelengkan
kepala Anda, dan meminta dia untuk
meneruskannya. Pada moment ini mungkin
Anda juga akan merasa sedikit mati
rasa.

7. Setelah beberapa saat, Anda akan
merasakan suatu kelegaan yang luar
biasa, dan dia akan menarik "Perkakas"-
nya keluar. Dia akan tersenyum
hangat, dan memuji betapa hebatnya
Anda.

8. Tersenyumlah sepuas-puasnya, Karena
bagaimanapun juga, ini adalah
pengalaman pertama Anda yaitu....

"CABUT GIGI"
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post Sep 21 2007, 02:12 PM
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post Sep 21 2007, 02:14 PM
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wek... sis... kayaknya nih pengalaman pertama sis yah... haha.gif

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post Sep 22 2007, 07:14 AM
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huahuahuahua.. LMAO.gif
sialan.. pikiran gw udah menerawang kemana2... Devil.gif

LMAO.gif LMAO.gif gw juga menerawang kemana2 pikirannya ternyata cabut gigi Devil.gif
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post Sep 22 2007, 08:32 AM
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post Sep 22 2007, 09:35 AM
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post Sep 22 2007, 04:16 PM
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