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Breasts come in all shapes and sizes. If you’re serious about knowing what medical professionals call them, click here. If you’ve got nothing better to do than read another stupid celebrity boob list for the weekend, scroll down and see nine breast types with female celebrity examples. They’re more fun anyway.

1. “Sugar, We’re Going Down” Breasts

Saggy breasts are a dime a dozen in Hollywood. Kirsten Dunst and Uma Thurman and many others have breasts that are fighting a losing battle against gravity. But there’s no bigger loser to gravity than Tom Cruise’s ex-wife, Mimi Rogers. Fine, she’s like 70 years old, but never have I seen tits that sagged so much she could actually tie them together behind her neck in case they become too bothersome.
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2. "Porn Awards, Here I Come” Breasts



These breasts, specifically the ones that belong to Jessica Simpson and Scarlett Johansson, will be equally at home on the set of the biggest Hollywood blockbusters and on the seediest location for a hardcore porn shoot.

3. “Mayday, Mayday, We’re Coming In For A Landing” Breasts



Keira Knightley, Claire Danes and Kate Hudson and all have chests flat enough to accommodate all sorts of planes for an emergency landing.

4. “I Grew Them Overnight” Breasts



One starry night, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera went to bed as regular-breasted chicks, then woke up in the morning with funbags that seem to have come from nowhere. And they never owned up to having had boob jobs done. Maybe they’re from the tooth fairy. Or from a genie in a bottle.

5. “My eyes, my eyes!” breasts

My eyes never seemed right again after seeing Kathy Bates and Rosie O’Donnell bare all in “About Schmidt” and “Nip/Tuck”, respectively. We didn’t need to see them, really. But if you do, check this out. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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6. “Now You See Them, Now You Don’t” breasts






Ever since she wore that tight white top in “Career Opportunities”, [b]Jennifer Connelly[/b] has consistently been hailed as the owner of two of the most gorgeous pairs of breasts in the business. But her breast size has been anything but consistent. She was top-heavy in “The Rocketeer”, then they seem to have shrunk in “Requiem For A Dream”. Her funbags looked fun once again in “Mulholland Falls”, but her Oscar-winning turn in “A Beautiful Mind” practically showed no sign of them. What the hell is going on here?

7. “Perky Tits Begin at 60” breasts

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You’ll have to see “Something’s Gotta Give” to believe it. At 61 years old, Diane Keaton definitely has way perkier breasts than say, Kirsten Dunst or Kate Bosworth. Speaking of Dunst, I shudder to think what her breasts would look like when she’s Diane’s age.

8. “Got Milk?” Breasts



It’s been more than seven years since Kelly Preston last popped out a kid, but those boobies of hers still look like they’re full of milk, making it seem like she provides all of John Travolta’s daily dairy requirements. And from the looks of things, Salma Hayek’s boobs are headed in the same direction.

9. “Only In My Dreams” Breasts



As far as I’m concerned, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Alba are two of the most heartless breasts, er, women in Hollywood. They tease us with their obviously fun funbags, then declare they’re never gonna take their clothes off for whatever reason. All we can do now is cross our fingers and hope they’ll be stupid enough to make a sex tape of their own, just like these skanks did.

Now try making up your own breast types and let’s see what you could come up with.

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roan
nice breast friend...
VHunter
hey i got one..

10. "Euuck!" boobs Sick.gif
take a look at Pamela Anderson, Audrey Bitony, Chyntiara Alona, etc etcs. it doesn't even natural, cylikon are all over it.. kids will cry seeing them. what could they possibly thinking? they became more popular? so they could float in the water without swimming? so none could shoot them because the boob reflect the bullets? only God knows what's in their brain.. BigGrin.gif

fishstick
haha nice post...diane keaton sure has a nice bod for such an old lady
HÿpôcrìtÉ♥
Nice post...

Hollywood would better has annual award for who have a best breast

and guess who deserve this award?

I guess the nominees go to...Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, and.... BigGrin.gif
Heil Cяew
QUOTE (HÿpôcrìtÉ♥ @ Aug 3 2008, 03:43 PM) *
I guess the nominees go to...Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, and.... BigGrin.gif


What's the parameter for it? Do you know Keeley Hazel?
She's the winner now for me, because it's big, proportional and one thing you can't buy.. it's natural!

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Highwayman
@crew : I agree with you BigGrin.gif
Although it's a little bit lower than it should be, but it's very nice.

btw, how did you know it's natural?? have you ever touch them? HeHe.gif
pantaklele
When we are talking about the breast means that we are talking about our childhood, About breast feeding mom gave us. Whatsoever its sizes, its colors,its come to be. Still breast is breast.....things that make you like you are. Thanks mom.... especally for your breast feeded me 36 years a go. I love you......
Sacred Intrigue
QUOTE (The Cяew @ Aug 4 2008, 12:28 PM) *
QUOTE (HÿpôcrìtÉ♥ @ Aug 3 2008, 03:43 PM) *
I guess the nominees go to...Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, and.... BigGrin.gif


What's the parameter for it? Do you know Keeley Hazel?
She's the winner now for me, because it's big, proportional and one thing you can't buy.. it's natural!

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Absolutely, I agree with you. Girls from UK's Nuts magazine rocks and Hazel is one of my favorite godess.
VHunter
for me its im ji hye (Im or Lim actually??cmiiw thx) .. well everyone has their own taste (may i include asian celebs here? BigGrin.gif)


elBandito
hey,why i cant click on the green thingy to open the spoiler?
JorgeVlinho
Who is that asian chick? OMG she is :O !!!
danchou
QUOTE (JorgeVlinho @ Aug 5 2008, 12:24 PM) *
Who is that asian chick? OMG she is :O !!!


her name is im ji hye HeHe.gif

btw, is Chyntiara Alona's boobs using cylikon??i think that will explain why is she having such a breast with her age...



Heil Cяew
QUOTE (danchou @ Aug 5 2008, 12:58 PM) *
QUOTE (JorgeVlinho @ Aug 5 2008, 12:24 PM) *
Who is that asian chick? OMG she is :O !!!


her name is im ji hye HeHe.gif

btw, is Chyntiara Alona's boobs using cylikon??i think that will explain why is she having such a breast with her age...


Cynthiara Alona absolutely have fake boobs.. smile.gif
But.. I like it.. lol.. haha.gif
x-men
i like the second one...i think pam is the best
kooLisMe
I think the winner goes to....
1. Keeley Hazel
2. Lim Ji Hye
keboimoet
YUM, I THINK I NEED SOME BREASTFAST THIS MORNING
bun96
I choose milk case that fit in my hand ... not too big and not too small. I am not "too much" personal...Something enough for me and means it's enough.....I think i will choose Jennifer Love Hewitt's.
bocah_britpop
i still think that pamela had the greatest boobs ever....viva pammy!!
somasonic
Keira . . . whatever your b****ts categorized by them.. They'll be "only in my dream" type Tounge.gif
AnakNaga
best boobs? for me it's my wife's boobs, hmm Thinking.gif wink.gif i wonder, should i post the picture of it here? LMAO.gif LMAO.gif LMAO.gif only at your dream boys... LMAO.gif LMAO.gif
Psychoguy
i like breast.....especially the one that i can touch and squeeze
12okr3456
Everybody need a breast, I tought that round proportional shape like Lim Ji Hye is the best...

amen
rae
watching is more than enough for me..
longago
Sometimes I like it small and firm..

Other times I like it big and bouncy..

But all in all, I like all of them!

;)
bunugh
i prefer Pamela than others...
rae
If you look at pamela's,..you actually look at a pair of silicone plastic bag..that's no real dude.
I love real natural one. I love its unequal shape...
VHunter
all of sudden i remember mei sawai.. oh her breast's so..... pikirankotor.gif makes me wanna.. anuanuan.gif
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