El_Tuerto
Aug 21 2008, 05:02 PM
THE LEGEND OF CIGARETTESo I`am
Peter Stuyvesant.o I have two friends,
Benson and Hedges.o I came from the city of
Malrboro.
o In the
Salem high country.
o I always carry a
Mild Seven.
o I rode on a
White Horse.
o Going to
Kingsway to
Kent.
o It was
Lucky Strike I fell in love.
o With the daughters of
Master Duke.
o Her name was
YSLo We got married by
Perillys, the priest.
o We checked in the house of
Dunhill.
o And booked into room number
555.
o I laid her on the bed made of
Gold Leaf.
o I played with her two
Matterhorns.
o When I poked in my
Rothmans King Size.
o She cried in delights, ” You are a
Rough Rider!!!”
o You are riding like a mad
Camel.
o When I asked her if she is satisfied,
o She answered, “I want
More!!!”
Cah Cepu
Aug 21 2008, 05:46 PM
Walah rokok kayak gini yang merusak mata org indonesia, mata pencarian maksud na
yachubugz
Aug 22 2008, 01:19 AM
QUOTE (El_Tuerto @ Aug 21 2008, 05:02 PM)
THE LEGEND OF CIGARETTESo I`am
Peter Stuyvesant.o I have two friends,
Benson and Hedges.o I came from the city of
Malrboro.
o In the
Salem high country.
o I always carry a
Mild Seven.
o I rode on a
White Horse.
o Going to
Kingsway to
Kent.
o It was
Lucky Strike I fell in love.
o With the daughters of
Master Duke.
o Her name was
YSLo We got married by
Perillys, the priest.
o We checked in the house of
Dunhill.
o And booked into room number
555.
o I laid her on the bed made of
Gold Leaf.
o I played with her two
Matterhorns.
o When I poked in my
Rothmans King Size.
o She cried in delights, ” You are a
Rough Rider!!!”
o You are riding like a mad
Camel.
o When I asked her if she is satisfied,
o She answered, “I want
More!!!”
ow.. yes bro i will give you the best cigarettes i've ever taste
here
DjarCok (Djarum Coklat)
@tas
this is english talk, so use english bro
contraanything
Aug 22 2008, 03:38 PM
why there no indonesian product in that history?
pokito
Aug 25 2008, 12:46 AM
i want add more..
I stay in KANSAS city, But i really like indonesia COUNTRY, couse everyday is A MILD day. who want to add more??
longago
Sep 4 2008, 01:45 PM
It's a new knowledge. But where am I suppose to use this knowledge> :0
Pookie
Sep 9 2008, 08:28 AM
QUOTE (pokito @ Aug 25 2008, 12:46 AM)
i want add more..
I stay in KANSAS city, But i really like indonesia COUNTRY, couse everyday is A MILD day. who want to add more??
Yeah you are BENTOEL (right)!!! And we have a lot GUDANG GARAM in Indonesia, but for the best quality we keep in warehouse number 243 (DJI SAM SOE). And make the taste SAMPOERNA... any one???
crotcrot
Nov 16 2008, 11:45 PM
I hate cigarrete include cigarette factory,
what i am doing ?
if i burn the cigarrete factory i'll be a criminal
so........ i burn the cigarette one by one
Bjoel Peace
Nov 16 2008, 11:56 PM
fantastic bro it does smoke impor
virgin_hunter
Nov 17 2008, 11:59 PM
i'm going my way to the house of Dunhill. *halah*
Mendoza
Nov 19 2008, 03:40 PM
Eventhough I'm not smokers, I do like this poem
iamagoodboy
Nov 19 2008, 10:11 PM
huaha heavy smokers room...
i try to stop neh...it's so hard to do...
kertawali
Nov 25 2008, 01:56 PM
not that nice, sorry
Mang_udin
Nov 26 2008, 10:50 AM
the Peter Stuyvesant will rip your money apart
expensive stuff
deno
Dec 10 2008, 05:19 PM
which one has the best taste?
semuthbadhax
Dec 11 2008, 09:23 AM
blue fish
May 28 2009, 02:02 PM
haha
funny & creative post
i also got somthin' like that in indonesian words (takin bout indonesian cigarettes)
but i shouldn't post it in this thread...
nnboot
Jun 2 2009, 05:11 PM
indonesia cigarets, hahahah... it's so funny because indonesian makes cigarets not high quality and make me sick like cough. something i have ever tried local cigaret and not bad but need some adjustments to make it normal.
ratitawarpagi
Jun 2 2009, 10:37 PM
What a creative story
nnboot
Jun 3 2009, 05:29 PM
like the good sound, "what is't creative story" just told cigarate??? but cigarate is beatifull way to talk for other people, it makes easy but don't know for other people......
W4NT3D
Jul 8 2009, 11:13 AM
Ha ha ha. That's a very creative of you. Very funny
rexam
Aug 6 2009, 03:25 PM
We checked in the house of Dunhill --> can be changed to -->
We goes to Gudang Garam..
Raden Begjo
Aug 6 2009, 06:43 PM
A nice poem about cigars, I think.
And I add with mine, using domestic products. Here it is:
MARTINA is my girlfriend
Her good looking face is suitable with her SLIM body
I got acquinted her when I lived in L.A years ago
She is a daughther of a DIPLOMAT
Her skin is so white, while mine is BLACK
I told her that my love is ABSOLUTE
Her lips kept shutted, but her BROWN eyes sparkled, signing confort
PS:
Martina (Rokok baru)
Surya Slim (GG)
LA, Black, Brown (Djarum)
Diplomat (Gelora Jaya)
Absolute (Rokok mild baru)
rexam
Aug 7 2009, 03:03 PM
quite creative.. but still not as good as about the cigarettes..
spideyheroes
Sep 8 2009, 01:02 PM
remembering like this....in T-Shirt Dagadu Jogja
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