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History Lesson 
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird. Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

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Lincoln Dan KennedyDua kematian yg paling tragis dan dramatik dlm sejarah Amerika Serikat yaitu pembunuhan President Abraham Lincoln dan John F. Kennedy. Namun keduanya ternyata memiliki kesamaan berikut ini :
1.Lincoln dipilih sebagai presiden di tahun 1860. tepat seratus tahun kemudian, di tahun 1960, Kennedy terpilih sebagai presiden.
2.Keduanya amat terlibat dalam memperjuangkan hak-hak sipil untuk orang negro.
3.Keduanya dibunuh pada hari Jumat dan disamping istri masing-masing.
4.Masing-masing istri kehilangan anak laki-laki ketika tinggal di Gedung Putih.
5.Keduanya dibunuh oleh sebtir peluru yang masuk dari belakang kepala.
6.Lincoln dibunuh di Ford's Theater. Kennedy meninggal di atas mobil Lincoln dengan kap terbuka buatan Ford Motor Company.
7.Keduanya digantikan oleh wakil presiden yang bermarga Johnson, mantan senator dari daerah selatan Amerika.
8.Andrew Johnson lahir tahun 1808. Lyndon Johnson lahir tahun 1908, tepat seratus tahun kemudian.
9.Nama depan sekretaris pribadi Lincoln adalah John, sedangkan nama belakang sekretaris pribadi Kennedy adalah Lincoln.
10.John Wilkes Booth lahir tahun 1839 sedangkan Lee Harvey Oswald lahir tahun 1939, seratus tahun kemudian.
11.Kedua pembunuh berasal dari Amerika Serikat bagian selatan yg berpandangan ekstrimis.
12.Kedua pembunuh terbunuh sebelum mereka dibawa ke pengadilan.
13.Booth menembak Lincoln di teater lalu lari ke gudang sedangkan Oswald menembak Kennedy dari gudang lalu lari ke teater.
14.LINCOLN dan KENNEDY terdiri dari 7 huruf.
15.ANDREW JOHNSON dan LYNDON JOHNSON terdiri dari 13 huruf.
16.JOHN WILKES BOOTH dan LEE HARVEY OSWALD terdiri dari 15 huruf.[/qoute]