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ashli
>> THE HUSBAND STORE
>>
>> A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, Texas where a
>> woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
>> entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may visit
>> the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the
>> men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a
>> catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor or you may
>> choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
>> the building!"
>>
>> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
>> floor the sign on the door reads "Floor 1 - These men have jobs." The
>> second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
>> kids."
>>
>> The third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids,
>> and are extremely good-looking." "Wow," she thinks, but feels
>> compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and reads the
>> sign: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead
>> good-looking and help with the housework."
>>
>> "Oh! Mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>> Still, she goes to the fifth floor. The sign reads, "Floor 5 - These
>> men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the
>> housework, and have a strong romantic streak."
>>
>> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor. The sign
>> reads, "You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
>> this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
>> impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
>>
>> Watch your step as you exit the building and have a nice day!"
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cristo77
great story...
this is true, funny but also ironic...
2 thumbs up...
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The Rambo
what a pity HeHe.gif

womens are never get easy satisfied BigGrin.gif
EmFeld
LMAO.gif LMAO.gif LMAO.gif nice post bro
Weiwei
have a branch shop here in Jakarta,

I'll surely be the first customer HeHe.gif
arifx2
if she knew the choices wich floor do you think she'll satisfied with, and they dont even want to stop at certain criteria of men, there are no perfect human.
cocom
I guess in sixth floor is "these men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the
>> housework, and have a strong romantic streak" + 50 years old. But i'am wrong. LMAO.gif
munkytrouble
heheh. it just goes to show that women sometimes expect the world of us men
MALING!!
ahahha, great story
baeng
haha funny
siberat797
hahahhaha.. i seen this story somewhere bfore. is great,as a reminder for us to be satisfied of what we got
sian_lem
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Not only women, in fact humans are very difficult to satisfied
gunzo
Any girls read this? This can be a good waking up call for your brain. No man is perfect honey, you just have to appreciate what you've got.

Good story pal.
si_segar
hahaha...
i feel like myself in the past, in this story..
too perfectionist..

gzotlevee
correct me if i'm wrong, but i think this story is true, even in a real live, it's rather difficult just to make them pleased and satisfied, but can it compared with greedy.... ??
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Mrlucky
Hahahahaha....

Great!! Nice story....

Women really are never pleased...

But i think it's human nature.... Never please, always wants more.... and more....
jerukbali
thats why we are called human...
jerukbali
thats why we've been called human..
dizeltech
Well, most of us wants perfect soul mate, but nobody in the world is perfect.
So why wasting times chasing a man/woman that definetly nothing?
gzotlevee
@girls all over the world:

dont making all things so difficult for us.

makes things easier for us.

becoz it'll be easier if you can satisfied with only simple things..!! Waiting.gif
longago
HA HA HA HA

LOL

LOL
kertawali
dame, i think it happen sometimes to me. my woman still not satisfied on something ... :/
eeleer2
oooh...what a pity, and what will happen in the wife stores next door? I think it would be a lot of pity men!
siuman
haha it make me laugh everytime i read it... gonna fwd this to my friends... hehe
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