How to Cheat on Your Girlfriend

Brief explanations. Get her used to brief explanations about the things you do or the places you've been while you're not with her.

Find someone who digs you. And who is willing to get down with you even though you already have a girlfriend. It's usually really quite simple to have a quick fling at work. But, be very carefull with it because of office politics.

Get an accomplice. Having a sidekick which you can trust always comes in handy when supporting your alibis; Sisters, brothers, neighbors, best friends, etc. Just make sure they won't back stab you!.

Date your lovers wisely. Take advantage of your girlfriend being busy, for instance, date your lover when she has to go to piano lessons or cheerleading practice. But prioritize special dates for your girlfriend, such as birthdays, prom, anniversaries, etc.

Reduce the risk of being casually burnt. Try not to take your lover where you usually take your girl or where she usually hangs out (Except the back seat of your car).

Leave no trail. Delete SMS messages from your lover immediately after reading them and camouflage her phone numbers on your cell-phone to unsuspicious male names such as "Pete", "Arthur" and so on. Your girlfriend could also read your e-mail without you even noticing, open a new account for this purpose and keep it safe.

Avoid confusions. Specially in bed, always refer to them with generic names such as baby, honey, bunny, etc. Or give them the same pet name. That way, you'll never screw it by saying the other's one name.

Dump your lover gently. Your lover has enough information and evidence to destroy your steady relationship. That's why you should make her believe dumping her is best for everybody. For example, tell your lover she deserves her own boyfriend, not a double timing guy like you.

What's done is done. You can cause more damage by telling your girlfriend the truth and there is no need to do it.

Never cheat with your girlfriend's close friends, relatives, class-mates and people who can potentially screw it up.

Be prepared. Always have a alibi even if she is not use to debrief you.

Easy going girls make perfect lovers.

Remember people (Including you) might end heart broken, injured, overwhelmed by sadness for a long time or even tempted to suicide. Its best not to even cheat. Your girlfriend will find out and get heart broken

Things can evolve in a very complex situation and end in a big drama, involving her parents and possible wishes of hurting you.

Having one girlfriend might be expensive. Having two or more girlfriends, you do the math.

Always, don't matter what or who you do it with, use "protection properly.

In relation to dealing with your girl:

gosh, first u told us how to cheat and then u showed the consequences...
hmm what am i to do now? cheat or dont cheat?

it seems that you are experience in this case ...

anyway, i still looking for girl ...

therefore, what a silly thing to do those tips when i have my lovely beauty girls ....

The last one with that billboard! That one is powning!

nice billboard hehehe..anyway...interesting tips... wouldn't want to try it though..got a perfect girl already...keep posting bro

good post....

cheating is absolutely wrong, there's nothing good will come of it.
sweet at the beginning and bitter ending.

gosh, it's shocking what people can do when they r being cheated

Hahaha... Two sides of a coin. So it is better not to cheat, anyway..

Nice lesson. You'll never know it's wrong or not unless you've already experienced it

There are some tips that can teach how to persuade your girl to giving u an excuse to got another girl or something like that? it would be worthfull to know...

keep on cheating..hehehe

was this based on experience...hehehe

No need lah.Too complicated

one thing to remember.. we must keep our accounts safe before cheating on our girlfriend

According to me, the step was best for communicated in going out was, jdon't too serious, because da really him to speak light, and had also his period to speak serious..

But depended on the second attitude at each other side.

that;s gone be great cheat

Great steps.. I'd like to try that. Avoid usual meeting point is very important

I wonder how many times you have done that, since you can remember every step you need. Must be a maestro. Watch out guys, who knows if your girl is also one of us, bluefamers. Haha...

Make sure confident when u're lying bcoz tht can proof u trying to be good

lol i once cheated before and got caught. even worse i got caught by both of them! they both left me after that. now i dont dare to cheat again.

i don't think i can do that.

if you have to cheat on your girlfriend then she probably isnt right for you anyway

so.. have to do a calculation wether worth or not to cheat.... but sex always greater than everything thou..hahah

lol awesome man

oh may I add 1 more tips?

if your partner know you're cheating do not admit it...women do forgive, but they'll never forget..so boys..do not admit!

Long ago i do this, but guess what..

her instinct is like a police officer..

i never imagine that moment when she trap me with he question..

haaa.. what a girl..

Long ago i do this, but guess what..

i've trapped by her question..

oo.. how stupid i am..

Reasons Women Cheat

Number 10: Not enough sex

Remember the good old days when you could stay up forever fooling around? Then responsibility entered the mix -- and kids -- and before you knew it, sleep was more important than sex. Well, women want to feel wanted. If you’re not making her feel that way, she could seek it elsewhere. To keep that spark alive, ask her out on date nights, send her provocative e-mails at lunch, and by all means, don’t let life get in the way of kissing, cuddling and sex.

Number 9: Being the bad girl

Just as men feel the urge to sow their wild oats, some women have an inner sex kitten just waiting to be unleashed -- and when the beast escapes from the cage, look out. This frisky behavior usually rears its ugly head in response to some sort of life change -- major weight loss, new job, new friends, mid-life crisis, etc. Keep the lines of communication open and she’ll be more likely to talk to you about what’s going on instead of spilling her guts to a stranger in the night.

Number 8: Self-esteem

Sex can be an instant pick-me-up; a self-esteem booster that makes women feel sexier, more beautiful and more loved. If your wife or girlfriend has self-esteem issues, it doesn’t mean she’s automatically going to cheat -- and it’s certainly not your fault if she does -- but there are ways to make her feel secure in the relationship that could help her from straying. Pay attention to her, ask her questions and don’t hold back on compliments -- a little flattery goes a long way with women.

Number 7: Revenge/payback for past wrongs

No, you didn’t cheat, but whether you blew your retirement fund in Vegas or got caught in a big lie, you did break her trust (and, possibly, her heart). She feels wounded and betrayed -- and wants to hurt you the same way you hurt her. To regain her trust, it’s not enough just to tell her you’re sorry; you have to show her. Actions speak louder than words.

Number 6: Lack of intimacy

You have it all: the house, the two-car garage and the two-and-a-half bathrooms -- at least on the outside. But inside, the relationship is lacking the one thing women want most: intimacy. It’s not just sex that makes women feel connected in a relationship; it’s touching, kissing, cuddling, and communicating. Women crave it, and she could seek it elsewhere if she’s not getting it at home. To improve intimacy, spend quality time together, give her a foot massage, make a romantic dinner for two -- anything that will give her a sense of unity and closeness.

Number 5: Feeling neglected/ignored/underappreciated

Women wear many hats in a relationship -- housekeeper, errand-runner, grocery shopper, babysitter, etc. When she feels more like a maid than a girlfriend/wife, that’s when she could stray. The fact that you spend all your time at work or on the golf course gives her double reason to seek attention elsewhere. No, you can’t quit your job, but you can thank her for all her selfless deeds -- and do your share around the house.

Number 4: Your emotional withdrawal

Women are emotional beings. Not only do they need physical support, but they also need emotional support. Once you retreat from the relationship, she sees it as a sign that things are through -- a breakup is inevitable. So, she’s not really cheating, she’s moving on. To avoid this, be present in the relationship. Yes, that means sharing your icky feelings, but it’s better than the alternative, right?

Number 3: Bedroom boredom

Sex can become monotonous if you let it -- the same position; the same setting; the same person. An affair adds adventure and gets her adrenalin flowing. To avoid routine, avoid repetition. Sweep her away for the weekend, make out at the movies, kiss her for no reason at all... The unexpected adds excitement.

Number 2: Exit strategy

Instead of breaking up with you, she cheats on you. That way she doesn’t have to deal with the broken relationship, which is much harder to fix. An affair is the easy way out -- or at least that’s how she sees it. That’s another reason communication is key. Let her know that she can talk to you about anything and that you love her enough to work through any bumps in the relationship road.

Number 1: Revenge for your cheating

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Because you cheated, she wants to get back at you and give you a dose of your own medicine. Cheating is her vengeance, her chance to even the playing field. No, you can’t undo your indiscretion, but you can ask for her forgiveness, assure her it will never happen again and suggest couples therapy to help you get through this tough time.

Her cheating heart

When you add up all the reasons women cheat, it’s usually her heart (or her ego) that needs healing, not her libido. Keep the lines of communication open, be supportive and encouraging and work at keeping that spark ignited. In other words: Don’t give her a reason to stray.

Reasons Men Cheat

Why men cheat on women is an age-old question. The reasons why men cheat on women can be varied. Nevertheless, we have compiled a list of the top ten reasons why both married and unmarried men cheat. Sometimes their reasons don’t even involve you and it’s simply an ego-based decision. Other times, reasons why men cheat can involve you and your relationship, or lack thereof.

So why do some men cheat in relationships? Almost all men know that cheating is wrong, yet many they still do it. Men will blame their reasons for cheating on their genes and their necessity to reproduce. However, aren’t we suppose to be further evolved than a chimp? Shouldn’t we be able to control our bodies through our minds and conscious decisions? Apparently not always.

Here Are the Top 10 Reasons Why Men Cheat:

1. Because they had the option. The old saying “men are only as faithful as their options” can sometimes ring true. Men don’t get offered sex as often as women so when the opportunity does arise, it can be very difficult for them to turn it down.

2. It boosts their ego. Sometimes men no longer feel like they are attractive to the opposite sex and when a woman shows some interest, not only does a man react, he may allow her to stroke his ego and more. There is nothing like the thrill of the chase to men on the hunt. When they are finally rewarded for their efforts, their egos swell even larger.

3. You grow apart. Maybe the two of you didn’t have as much in common as you thought. He’s met a woman who has more in common with him who loves football or plays golf. He may check out if he is compatible with her under the sheets also.

4. You argue a lot. Men will sometimes cheat to get away from an overly critical or argumentative partner. Who wants to be around someone who is constantly on them about something.

5. They have fallen out of love. Sometimes men become so comfortable in a relationship, they don’t know how to get out. They may be staying in the relationship because of children or financial reasons. However, they feel like they are missing out on love and may seek it out elsewhere. In their mind, this is as close to win-win as they can get.

6. Your sex life stinks. If a man has a disinterested partner or isn’t getting enough sex to fulfill him, there is a good chance he will have an affair. Just because you have a husband or boyfriend, does not mean you can stop trying. It takes a little bit of effort to keep your sex life from becoming boring and non-existent. Some men cheat because they want to try new sexual things that their current partner will not try.

7. To get revenge. A man will sometimes cheat if he finds out his partner was cheating on him. How else is he supposed to heal those hurt feelings of his but through good old-fashioned sex?

8. It’s new, different and exciting. Some men get tired of having steak for dinner every night and want to try a hamburger. The same goes for sex with a woman. That’s why men don’t necessarily always cheat with women who are more attractive than their partners.

9. To see if they can get away with it. If a man has the attitude of “what she doesn’t know, won’t hurt her,” he may cheat to see if he is sneaky and smart enough to get away with it. However, with all the advancement in surveillance spy ware, getting caught has now become easier than ever.

10. Because you have allowed it in the past. If you have forgiven a cheating man a couple of times, they are more than likely going to cheat again because they already know if they plead enough, you will forgive them.

Reasons why men cheat can be more complex than the above list or even be a combination of a few different reasons. Nevertheless, no reason is good enough reason to lie and be dishonest. After all, Karma can be a bitch.

Hahahaha ... This is a GREAT one, actually.

well to cheat means that u r prepared for the consequences.....anyway I'm the kind of guy that can't stand to long with just 1 girl....so....viva "SELINGKUH"

Did you do it?

Did you do it?

Those are the best thing to do when a partner get caught cheating ! I like the big billboard..

Cheating on my girl ? no way man...
Because i'm already cheating on my wife.

QUOTE (Kucing Meong @ Oct 31 2008, 12:24 AM)

Cheating on my girl ? no way man...
Because i'm already cheating on my wife.

LOL, OMG ... .... u should be lucky man Bro ...
Then why dont u try to cheat your new gfriend ... made lot of woman near you then

People cheat because it's illicit, and therefore, fun. If you had an open relationship, and your girlfriend knew you had someone else on the side, and she approved, it would never be fun.

Never cheat someone you love most because, if you did it, someday you will regret it.

please dont cheat...how smart are u if u cheat, sooner or later she/he may find out

what is poorly endowed?