the problem is... i don't know where to start...
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caused by the disaster on almost every english topic made, i think it is a matter of life and death for me to make another english speaking topic...
the problem is... i don't know where to start...
the problem is... i don't know where to start...
you don't know where to start but indeed you started it. so take the responsibily bro. put on something to talk about. hehe.
Lets talk about this county, Indo. How come the economy sucks here and it doesn't improve? We have rich natural resource, but most people live here in poverty. What is the solution?
He...he... maybe its a cliche discussion, huh?
He...he... maybe its a cliche discussion, huh?
@longshot : wow, you've started a never end topic.
the mail problem is very simple, corruption.
as long our goverment don't solve this problem seriously, our country will always
in this sucks condition
the mail problem is very simple, corruption.
as long our goverment don't solve this problem seriously, our country will always
in this sucks condition
We don't have the fastest solution to clear in Indonesia
The major problem that we have to admit is Indonesia has it's problem from the root not just at the top..
You know what like this mental slavery.. We should realize and admit it that we became the part of this broke system of Indonesia..
In example.. We pay for something that it should be free in Indonesia like public service.. (KTP, SIM, etc) and it makes our "aparat" stay it their stupideness...
And the most black goat (kambing hitam) is Soeharto.. damn you!
Do you understand what I'm really saying cause I don't really understand my fuc*in english..
The major problem that we have to admit is Indonesia has it's problem from the root not just at the top..
You know what like this mental slavery.. We should realize and admit it that we became the part of this broke system of Indonesia..
In example.. We pay for something that it should be free in Indonesia like public service.. (KTP, SIM, etc) and it makes our "aparat" stay it their stupideness...
And the most black goat (kambing hitam) is Soeharto.. damn you!
Do you understand what I'm really saying cause I don't really understand my fuc*in english..
huhuhuhuhu.. where's everybody go? aren't we suppose to discuss something around here?
hmmm.. so, some neverending topic has been spilled.. such as our country--rich in resource but the people still poor, corruption problems, etc. does anyone REALLY want to discuss about this? whoa...I don't think so!
So why don't we just throw some lighter topics? such as.... hmmm.... where can I find an English course around here (Jakarta or Bandung), because I noticed there are some spelling and vocabulary use mistakes in your english, bros.. (hahaha.. that's cruel, nina!) awwwhhh! *stabbed right through the heart*
pardon me, didn't mean to be rude, but have pity on this editor-eyes of mine..
hmmm.. so, some neverending topic has been spilled.. such as our country--rich in resource but the people still poor, corruption problems, etc. does anyone REALLY want to discuss about this? whoa...I don't think so!
So why don't we just throw some lighter topics? such as.... hmmm.... where can I find an English course around here (Jakarta or Bandung), because I noticed there are some spelling and vocabulary use mistakes in your english, bros.. (hahaha.. that's cruel, nina!) awwwhhh! *stabbed right through the heart*pardon me, didn't mean to be rude, but have pity on this editor-eyes of mine..
i know the fastest solution to solve that neverending problem! lets go to war!!! that way we can be crushed by the enemy, and then we have a chance to start everything again from scratch hahaha...
oh, lighter topics... umm... how about a question, where did you learn your english, uncles?
(how does the english call their uncle? certainly not with 'oom')
i first learn my english when i was young and livin' abroad, and now i'm doing well with english and when i speak i can even imitate the english accent, jamaican, or even india accent!
oh, lighter topics... umm... how about a question, where did you learn your english, uncles?
(how does the english call their uncle? certainly not with 'oom')
i first learn my english when i was young and livin' abroad, and now i'm doing well with english and when i speak i can even imitate the english accent, jamaican, or even india accent!
I learned english only at schools and the movies.. Geez... I love Hollywood.. 
Theres only one dream in my head that I have to go there once in a lifetime..
I know my English actually not very good but I'm proud of myself because I'm smarter than bule cause I'm sure they can't speak Indonesian better than I speak English.. Well.. it isn't correlated actually.. Lol who cares anyway..
Theres only one dream in my head that I have to go there once in a lifetime..
I know my English actually not very good but I'm proud of myself because I'm smarter than bule cause I'm sure they can't speak Indonesian better than I speak English.. Well.. it isn't correlated actually.. Lol who cares anyway..
hohohohohoho... 
me, I learned English from the music. And gets better by exchanging letters/emails with foreign friends of mine. There, I learned English "gradually", and I once become an English private tutor.. *don't ask when, I just did* hehe..
Btw, I wish I could escape this country and stay somewhere else--say Europe... anyone willing to "adopt" me??
me, I learned English from the music. And gets better by exchanging letters/emails with foreign friends of mine. There, I learned English "gradually", and I once become an English private tutor.. *don't ask when, I just did* hehe..
Btw, I wish I could escape this country and stay somewhere else--say Europe... anyone willing to "adopt" me??
I learned english at high schools and by learning music.
So i think it's crash boom bang.
Coz we both know that the gramar of music is not exactly right.
So here i am now, just try to experience my english.
I hope it'll get better then b4.
Wawwwwwww!!!
What a bad bad english......
DON'T LAUGH AT ME!!!
So i think it's crash boom bang.
Coz we both know that the gramar of music is not exactly right.
So here i am now, just try to experience my english.
I hope it'll get better then b4.
Wawwwwwww!!!
What a bad bad english......
DON'T LAUGH AT ME!!!
i learn english from everything i read, everything i heard and everything i seen...
i agree with @1sty...i wish i could get out from this damn country..i'm sick of it
i agree with @1sty...i wish i could get out from this damn country..i'm sick of it
for people that sick of this country and try to getaway from it, find it indonesia is the best after they travel around the world and realize that home is truly sweet.
Try it.....
Try it.....
so sorry bro...i think its difficult topic for learning my english...especialy my conversation...may i have another simple one?....like...talk about this county...hahaah its same too right...???...ehhehe (sh*T) why i always wanna say what cak lontong said??ehehhehehe
ok serius neh...tutumbaba tutumbaba huha huha(artinya ; jangan diketawain kalo bahasanya ngaco..hehehehe)
bout learning "londo" language???hummm...maybe....I learned English from the music....rap music..thats right...i love this ones..and its make me to learn and try to speak like them...but i believe me i agree with sis fie...that the gramar of music is not exactly right!!!....ehhehe
another way to learn..is...watching movie,television...reading books....i think watching blue film will work and reading adult magazine too...why?? i work for me...ehehheheh
bout this coutry??event this suck place...i believe i love stay here...i dont know why....but its true..
sorry for my lang...please corect me if i wrong...
piss yo
ok serius neh...tutumbaba tutumbaba huha huha(artinya ; jangan diketawain kalo bahasanya ngaco..hehehehe)
bout learning "londo" language???hummm...maybe....I learned English from the music....rap music..thats right...i love this ones..and its make me to learn and try to speak like them...but i believe me i agree with sis fie...that the gramar of music is not exactly right!!!....ehhehe
another way to learn..is...watching movie,television...reading books....i think watching blue film will work and reading adult magazine too...why?? i work for me...ehehheheh
bout this coutry??event this suck place...i believe i love stay here...i dont know why....but its true..
sorry for my lang...please corect me if i wrong...
piss yo
where did i learn my english? i took a couple of months english course at a local language school. but that's just for the formality. cuz my mom knows the owner. learning there didn't help much in my english skill. i don't know why but i pick up english pretty good. cuz i love watching american movies, read american comics, etc since i was still a kid. i think that's where my english skill comes from. my worst english lesson score at school is 60 i believe. i never've thought or feel that english is that hard. just use my common sense, if it sounds right than it's right. hehe. that's my method in writing and speaking. i don't memorize grammar rules or some sort. purely common sense.
yep. that's right. indonesia's rotten. there's no way to cure it. u can't fix what's already being screwed to this level.
yep. that's right. indonesia's rotten. there's no way to cure it. u can't fix what's already being screwed to this level.
@sembunyi.... You attended school because your mom knows the owner.. he..he...pretty funny...
the best way to fix this country is by starting from yourself. Work proffessionally, diligently, and honestly......
That's the best way to do it....
the best way to fix this country is by starting from yourself. Work proffessionally, diligently, and honestly......
That's the best way to do it....
right or wrong I was born in Indonesia and I wish I will die in this country..
but I have to go to somewhere else (USA is my first destination) and comeback here after I satisfy my soul..
but I have to go to somewhere else (USA is my first destination) and comeback here after I satisfy my soul..
QUOTE(BF Crew @ Oct 14 2006, 08:56 PM) [snapback]158991[/snapback]
right or wrong I was born in Indonesia andI satisfy my soul..
...i don't understand what u mean bout satisfy your soul??? 
satisfy my soul.. taken from bob marley lyric..
QUOTE(BOB MARLEY lyrics - "Satisfy My Soul")
Oh, please don't you rock my boat (don't rock my boat)
'Cause I don't want my boat to be rockin' (don't rock my boat)
Oh, please don't you rock my boat (don't rock my boat)
'Cause I don't want my boat to be rockin' (don't rock my boat)
I'm telling you that, oh, oh-ooh, wo-o-wo!
I like it - like it this (I like it like this, I like it like this) -
So keep it steady, like this. (I like it like this)
And you should know - you should know by now:
I like it (I like it like this), I like it like this
(I like it like this, I like it like this),
I like it like this, ooh yeah! (I like it like this)
(Satisfy my soul) You satisfy my soul (satisfy my soul);
You satisfy my soul (satisfy my soul).
Every little action (satisfy my soul),
there's a reaction (satisfy my soul).
Oh, can't you see what you've done for me, oh, yeah!
I am happy inside all - all of the time. Wo-oo-o-oo!
When we (bend) bend a new corner,
I feel like a (sweep) sweepstake winner.
When I meet you around the corner (round the corner),
You make me feel like a sweepstake winner (a sweep - a sweepstake winner).
Whoa, child! Can't you see? You must believe me!
Oh darling, darling, I'm calling, calling:
Can't you see? Why won't you believe me?
Oh, darling, darling, I'm calling, calling
(calling, calling, calling, calling)
When I meet you around the corner,
Oh, I said, "Baby, never let me be a loner",
And then you hold me tight, you make me feel all right.
Yes, when you hold me tight, you made me feel all right.
Whoa, honey, can't you see? Don't you believe me?
Oh, darling, darling, I'm callin', callin':
Can't you see? Why won't you believe me?
Oh, darling, darling, I'm callin', callin'
(calling, calling, calling, calling).
Satisfy my soul - satisfy my soul - satisfy my soul - satisfy my soul:
That's all I want you to do, that's all I'll take from you:
Satisfy my soul, satisfy my soul. [fadeout]
'Cause I don't want my boat to be rockin' (don't rock my boat)
Oh, please don't you rock my boat (don't rock my boat)
'Cause I don't want my boat to be rockin' (don't rock my boat)
I'm telling you that, oh, oh-ooh, wo-o-wo!
I like it - like it this (I like it like this, I like it like this) -
So keep it steady, like this. (I like it like this)
And you should know - you should know by now:
I like it (I like it like this), I like it like this
(I like it like this, I like it like this),
I like it like this, ooh yeah! (I like it like this)
(Satisfy my soul) You satisfy my soul (satisfy my soul);
You satisfy my soul (satisfy my soul).
Every little action (satisfy my soul),
there's a reaction (satisfy my soul).
Oh, can't you see what you've done for me, oh, yeah!
I am happy inside all - all of the time. Wo-oo-o-oo!
When we (bend) bend a new corner,
I feel like a (sweep) sweepstake winner.
When I meet you around the corner (round the corner),
You make me feel like a sweepstake winner (a sweep - a sweepstake winner).
Whoa, child! Can't you see? You must believe me!
Oh darling, darling, I'm calling, calling:
Can't you see? Why won't you believe me?
Oh, darling, darling, I'm calling, calling
(calling, calling, calling, calling)
When I meet you around the corner,
Oh, I said, "Baby, never let me be a loner",
And then you hold me tight, you make me feel all right.
Yes, when you hold me tight, you made me feel all right.
Whoa, honey, can't you see? Don't you believe me?
Oh, darling, darling, I'm callin', callin':
Can't you see? Why won't you believe me?
Oh, darling, darling, I'm callin', callin'
(calling, calling, calling, calling).
Satisfy my soul - satisfy my soul - satisfy my soul - satisfy my soul:
That's all I want you to do, that's all I'll take from you:
Satisfy my soul, satisfy my soul. [fadeout]
@crew : tambah g mudeng akuw.....
hahaa. probably what he means is he'll return to indonesia and die here when all of his dreams, needs, fantasies, everything he got in mind have been fulfilled. like for example he wants to have a pretty caucasian girlfriend, that means his soul will remains empty until he got a pretty caucasian girlfriend. or some sort. am i wright bro? sorry if i got it wrong.
@sembunyi: everything is correct except for the caucasian girls... I still prefer Indonesian girls indeed rather then caucasian..
owhh now mothing understand what crew meaning bout satisfy...haks haks...: daydreaming : hope indonesia more better...
hahahaaaa... just trying to help you to explain what you really inteded to say. well good luck to get what u always dream of.
that's correct, caucasian is not that attractive. i prefer japanese. all the japanese girls are cute for me.
that's correct, caucasian is not that attractive. i prefer japanese. all the japanese girls are cute for me.
if I can choose... Pinoy girls are very attractive! more than Indonesian I guess... 
yep. that's right. i got a friend that used to work in philipine. he really misses that place. he said it's impossible for him not to get attracted with the girl there.
tsk.. let me put a hypothetical questions here if i may, imagine indonesian girl... titi kamal exact features, brown skin, long dark hair, those slanty eyes, those firm body, those legs, those butt, n those tits.. i mean breast, now imagines if the skin is a little bit fair, add the height till it reach super model categories, and make the eyes more like japanese women features. cuz im tellin u thats the features of my co worker, half pinay half caucasian, and damn whenever shes around i get my crazy, she wear this sweet bulgari parfume that drives me wild, and she liked to tease me like hell!, popin up in my cubicle, askin me what im doing n then saying bye, but only after she gave me a one eyed wink.
my rusian friend goes, buddy. why dont u take her out somewhere, she likes u i think, n then i replied, well buddy, she all that i could dream off, but if i do something i might end up with her and her child from her previous marriage.
my rusian friend goes, buddy. why dont u take her out somewhere, she likes u i think, n then i replied, well buddy, she all that i could dream off, but if i do something i might end up with her and her child from her previous marriage.
@arya: could you please post the pics?
fuihhh...why every body talking bout girl...let talk about chick....haks haks...girl girl owh my girl...lets sitting here on my...on my....mothing style : On
@mothing: WTF you're talking about ma nigga?
@crew : no..no..no..watch my lips walking bro...i neva know you "ma niggaz" who have nice az or cute faz da' ya lave as,or you gangstaz who backup ya when i hit ya head up...ha! piss ya up..
haalllaahhh bad english lesson here...
haalllaahhh bad english lesson here...
yea I know dat ma browtha.. you're son of a bitch talkin to ma ass..
what's yo flava ma niggaz gangstaz paradise?
piss up!
what's yo flava ma niggaz gangstaz paradise?
piss up!
haks haks haks...why you talking like niggaz now???you wanna be like him or me but how??? haks haks...serious english please...haks haks...
btw....is anybody wanna share some lesson such as about grammer(am i right wrote this?)....or about verb etc???...if yes,please post it...i will be so glad and thanks
btw....is anybody wanna share some lesson such as about grammer(am i right wrote this?)....or about verb etc???...if yes,please post it...i will be so glad and thanks
well.. i dun give a damn wid grammar... i dun care.. as long as u understand me and i will understand u... yes? yes?
oh no..
oh no..
haks haks...so ya mean its ok if i talk like shit??? haks haks haks...may bro...i;ve little story bout my f****N city...last night bout eight o mothing walk alone by car and singing something its raining day....i saw from fa wa nice girl with tigh shirt and hot panties...shit she is so cute long hair and little smile came to papi and talk like a bitch..and she is a bitch.."just alone sir?" owh...she's realy hot and oh my god my mod go on top oh please please give her my body top..."how much"..."only 300"...shit...i've that money for this honey and let go ..go go go..so we walking but mothing not alone...i've a bitch singing beside me and i'm so happy let go to hotel melati....(sound door open...and close)...ha ha ha...its time for fun let make it fun open your pant and shit she's already wet and i get mine let do that..ho ho ho so hot and.......(sound screaming from both of us)...(dah ahk...)...
haks haks haks...that my little story my bro...
haks haks haks....
haks haks haks...that my little story my bro...
haks haks haks....
nice story ma niggaz.. so what're u doin lately? did you like the bitch's service? I guess... how long you being a pimp?
QUOTE(BF Crew @ Nov 1 2006, 12:20 PM) [snapback]176744[/snapback]
nice story ma niggaz.. so what're u doin lately? did you like the bitch's service? I guess... how long you being a pimp?
my next story??ehheeh its my top secret and just believe it that i love it so much...haks haks haks
hey mothing ma niggaz... I thougt u were a gay? aren't u ma browtha?
but how can u rent a bitch? making me feel confuse...
but how can u rent a bitch? making me feel confuse...
haks haks haks...gay??heemmm i don't know....&$^($&....i think...its depend on my mood...haks haks haks.....after i hate my ex wife i don;t know why i love a man....but when night came...i need a pussy.....haks haks haks...sensor please....haks haks haks.....maybe...i am a hermaprodit...or omnivora????yess omnivora....haks haks
wow... amazing my browtha... every man needs pussy of course.. I guess u're still normal if you still can erected with pussy... 
how does it like? it still feels good?
hmm... pussy..
btw how many pussy that your penis have ever been in there...?
1-10 ?
how does it like? it still feels good?
hmm... pussy..
btw how many pussy that your penis have ever been in there...?
1-10 ?
@mothing, you're divorce? I always imagine that you are a 12 years
old boy......
old boy......
@longshot....haks haks hask...got chah....
QUOTE(mothing @ Nov 1 2006, 10:49 AM) [snapback]176616[/snapback]
haks haks...so ya mean its ok if i talk like shit??? haks haks haks...may bro...i;ve little story bout my f****N city...last night bout eight o mothing walk alone by car and singing something its raining day....i saw from fa wa nice girl with tigh shirt and hot panties...shit she is so cute long hair and little smile came to papi and talk like a bitch..and she is a bitch.."just alone sir?" owh...she's realy hot and oh my god my mod go on top oh please please give her my body top..."how much"..."only 300"...shit...i've that money for this honey and let go ..go go go..so we walking but mothing not alone...i've a bitch singing beside me and i'm so happy let go to hotel melati....(sound door open...and close)...ha ha ha...its time for fun let make it fun open your pant and shit she's already wet and i get mine let do that..ho ho ho so hot and.......(sound screaming from both of us)...(dah ahk...)...
Yo, mothing ma man, I take it back, you dont sound like 12 years old boy rather sounds
like a crazy drunken tenage juvinile nigga.....ha..ha...
wakakakaka who's the 12 years old boy???
haks haks haks...now everybody was come around and like own some...(eminem style)...haks haks...yo tha' s me y'll i talk like what i wanna be...be a child,be a girl,be a man,why?coz i wanna tell ya that never saw who talking about but listen what they said...may i??remember a little story about this yo?about little boy who talking a wise and nobody listening what he said,and what happen then?a disaster caming and only little boy and some pep who safe...why?coz nobody wanna listen what a boy talking
so if ya think i'am a 12 years old,here i am..if ya think i'am 30 years old,here i go,if ya think i'am crazy niggaz,here you got....haks haks haks....(mothing style)....
so if ya think i'am a 12 years old,here i am..if ya think i'am 30 years old,here i go,if ya think i'am crazy niggaz,here you got....haks haks haks....(mothing style)....
Hmmm it seems that this forum is for trying english free of charge, since i saw a lot of meaningless word and unworthy grammar on the spot. So, i would like to join this "just for fun" forum. And what's the best reason for joining this post ? ..... because i need one more reply to ascend as anak ingusan in this fun bluefame forum. Tq.
Wow salute to all who have spoken here......
Each member has his/her own style in expressing their thoughts thru their words.....
Nice and Well spoken and written bro..... ^^
Each member has his/her own style in expressing their thoughts thru their words.....
Nice and Well spoken and written bro..... ^^
QUOTE(bilungakoe @ Nov 26 2006, 11:26 AM) [snapback]211554[/snapback]
Hmmm it seems that this forum is for trying english free of charge, since i saw a lot of meaningless word and unworthy grammar on the spot. So, i would like to join this "just for fun" forum. And what's the best reason for joining this post ? ..... because i need one more reply to ascend as anak ingusan in this fun bluefame forum. Tq.
haks haks...
so if you think da' wa' i say was wrong..pliz give me a lesson..and its trus...its for fun,but me hope not only for fun...hope i've some education like this place...so wanna be my teach??? 
about what you need to ascend "anak ingusan"?hem...why not to try for posting some new inform. ones?
(kalo bahasa inggris mothing kaco,sorry bro..mothing ndak pernah belajar neh bahasa dengan baik dan benar)
my ball's itch.....
What is this??
sucking life??
never know because we just look, wait, but no action right..
never change if we just like that..
well noone can't??
sucking life??
never know because we just look, wait, but no action right..
never change if we just like that..
well noone can't??
ups!
enibodihom?
enibodihom?
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